Showing posts with label Blank Guide to Writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blank Guide to Writing. Show all posts

Friday, August 21, 2015

The Party Down Guide to Being a Career Writer

Ahh...the dream



Career Writers: The early years


Why we hate/dread the editing/beta'ng process


Monday, August 3, 2015

The Abusive Gifs Guide to Writing

Need a little writerly abuse? 


Wouldn’t it be great if writers’ problems came like this?


Battling writers’ block?



I don’t care how long you’ve been working on it, IS.IT.EDITED?
“Yeah, I guess. I’m just going to send what I have so far...”




Rethink that move



But my friend and I swapped Manuscripts...how can it still be crap?


Sunday, July 26, 2015

The Lily Aldren-Ericksen Guide to Writing


The young, naive aspiring writer dreaming of stardom



Your life so soon from now, yeah...this first book will blow them away



The slow and bitter realization that it’s not fucking easy



But you’ll do it anyways. You will dive into the absyss and swim through the madness. Why?



Character creation



Really wanting, no- needing to write, but stuck socializing



Having a similar genre/taste/style author friend of whom you bounce a large portion of your ideas together.



Taking the Author Bio Pic



Enjoy it while you have it, because once you’ve stepped away from that camera it’s time for...human interaction



If I had a dollar for every time...



Writing skillful sex scenes in YA and NA is possible, but navigate wisely young voyager; the publishin’ gods be mercilessly on these here seas



*TW: ALCOHOL*
Networking, marketing, promotional and any other event where you have to face well and talk good. #I wish I was Writing



The inevitable conclusion to the twilight story


Thursday, July 23, 2015

The Eternal Sunshine Guide to Writing


Killing off a well developed character


The writer’s fear of ending the writing process, and diving into the publishing process


Why we must edit, beta, and rewrite...several times


Chronic writers’ block


When we haven’t written in a while


Getting an otherwise careful character to slip up and create conflict


“Write what you know.”


Repeating the beta/rewrite process



Beta readers be all like...


Getting rid of unnecessary characters


Running out of Beta Readers


“Show me, don’t tell me.”


Writers can be socially awkward introverts, but when we are writing...


Rewriting the lackluster ending


When the plot has more holes than Swiss cheese


There are millions of careers, but for writers there’s only passion


Wednesday, July 22, 2015

The Warehouse 13 Guide to Writing


Spending too much time planning

Deciding to put off writing to plan because it feels like progress

Justifying your outlining because it’s gonna be sooo good!

Writing foreshadowing that’s less than subtle

When people ask what you’re writing, but it’s not what you want it to be

Writing from the perspective of a gender not your own

“Write what you know.”

Writing awesome secondary characters

When side characters become more interesting than the protagonist

Developing secondary characters but your protagonist is all like:

Turning to your followers for advice

Not liking the advice you get

Characters that lack a frustrating amount of motivation

Trying reeeally hard to write an unlikable character

Putting rough drafts online

This…

Keep telling yourself that…Now get off the internet and WRITE!