The Star Wars Guide to Writing

And let's just get this straight...there were only 3 movies. IDGAF what anyone says

What are books?

Your muse be all like...

Transitioning into the nocturnal lifestyle

Doing A LOT of research, but then including ALL of it

The socially awkward writer at a party

"Hey, now that you've finished my book I have just a few questions..."

Writers' hygiene habits are mediocre at best

Seriously.

Beta reader disapproval

"You're going to be a writer? Isn't that like...a hobby?"

Deleting poorly written scenes

Giving free copies of your book to friends and family, only for them to collect dust